what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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