Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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