Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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