i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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