i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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