i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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