if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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