no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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