Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
honey bunches of taint.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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