jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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