i dont even know how to be here
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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