The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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