What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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