In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Randomize