Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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