I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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