You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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