she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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