he shaved USA in his pubs
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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