Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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