I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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