I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Vodka?
Forever.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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