Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
