whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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