You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
