she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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