I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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