Do you still have your period?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
