You can't special order awesome
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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