dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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