I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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