So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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