Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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