shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Randomize
