you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i out mim tonsoeep
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