I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
