The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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