she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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