so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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