Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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