well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
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