Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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