In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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