come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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