doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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