You're so nebulous sometimes
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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