I am puke
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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