He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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