didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
