I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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