OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
