who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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