Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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