I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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