jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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