Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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