Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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