well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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