I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Randomize
