I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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