bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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