I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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