I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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